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Secretary (upon seeing the fruit laid out for my lunch): Wow, you’ve got a big pear.
Me: Thanks, it’s nice that you think that.
Secretary: What?
Me: Nothing.
Me: Thanks, it’s nice that you think that.
Secretary: What?
Me: Nothing.
posted by Blandwagon at 2:42 PM
4 Comments:
One time at a temping agency where I was applying for a job:
SECRETARY: Welcome Timothy! Take a seat.
ME: (Picking seat up) Where would you like me to take it?
SECRETARY: What?
But you shouldn't tease secretaries. It's not nice.
And think Blanders, if you said that to the secratary you would have got slapped (at the very least)!
So you've taken to wearing spandex pants to the office? How the mighty and kitsch have fallen.
I do not allow anyone at my work to look at me directly, much less at my lunch. Who the hell do they think they are?
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