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Happy Blogiversary to me! Today is this blog's second birthday, and in line with the modern consumerist zeitgeist my first thoughts are not ones of introspection or personal review, but rather of what sort of gifts other people should buy me in order to mark the occasion.
According to the Get on the Blandwagon! Modern Blogiversary Gifts List, it's time for plastic fantastic, baby!
Of course the choice is yours, but I find that a few discreet suggestions are helpful at a time like this...
Perhaps a set of original 1967 Panton chairs?
A work from Brian Jungen's 'Shapeshifter' series?
Some vintage bakelite jewellry?
A MyCar?
Or just an Imperial Star Destroyer?
I'll leave it up to you. I know you won't let me down.
According to the Get on the Blandwagon! Modern Blogiversary Gifts List, it's time for plastic fantastic, baby!
Of course the choice is yours, but I find that a few discreet suggestions are helpful at a time like this...
Perhaps a set of original 1967 Panton chairs?
A work from Brian Jungen's 'Shapeshifter' series?
Some vintage bakelite jewellry?
A MyCar?
Or just an Imperial Star Destroyer?
I'll leave it up to you. I know you won't let me down.
posted by Blandwagon at 5:16 PM
4 Comments:
Happy birthday!
Also: Dude! Star Destroyer!
Happy Blogiversary! Thanks for the giggles.
Shit, and I bought you a Death Star. I'll keep it to myself then, posting and packaging would have cost me a fortune anyway.
Keep up the good work!
I hope you lot do better when my blogiverary gift is "anti-depressants".
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