Unjoy

There is no joy in my life at the moment, because I am on a diet. I experience only numb nihilism and the unjoy.


The unjoy is that feeling you get when you think, "Hmmm, I could really go for one of those handmade imported Italian gourmet biscotti I have in the pantry," and experience a moment of contentment, before you suddenly remember that you are on a diet and cannot.


I dislike the unjoy.