Idiocy

Is walking around the house this morning, singing along to "The Twelve Days Of Christmas" with the Vienna Boy's Choir, but adding French Hen noises ("le cluck, le cluck") and substituting 'Farting Birds' (with attendant sound effects) for 'Calling Birds'.

Oh, and bellowing "FIVE! GOLD! RINGS!" off-key at the appropriate moments. It's traditional.